All the animals were gathered around the barn, and one of the pigs got up to make his speech. Comrades, I have something to say, but before I get to that I must tell you that I had a strange dream last night. In my dream, I went down B&H and bought a Sony mirrorless camera and the very next morning, I woke up and had an offer from 20th Century Fox on my doorstep. Yes Comrades, in my dream there I was – suddenly, a world renowned film director, and it was all because of my Sony FX3 I bought the previous day. Now Comrades however, I have a confession – I’m not getting any younger, and my dreams have remained just that… Dreams. Have you noticed that too, my dear Comrades? We have worked on our trade almost to our deaths, given measly rations by catering, and are expected to make ingenious short films every week with only Canon FD lenses. I once envisioned a time, when we animals overcame our human masters, and every beast in England would be part of this incredible new revolution called DSLR filmmaking. We tried with Magic Lantern, we tried with the GH2, but still the humans went back to their expensive Cinema EOS cameras, how could we possibly compete? Our crew of 3 pigs, twelve ducks and one horse, is no match for the 300 strong crew on the low budget $80 million dollar feature film, THE CREATOR. So what...
Published By: EOSHD.com blog - Saturday, 30 September, 2023