Kindle HDX, Mayday! Mayday!

Vitaliy_Kiselev

Vitaliy_Kiselev

Btw, now we know secret Obama plan to reduce unemployment. In next versions such feature will become standard in Windows, Android and iOS. Bingo! All problems solved.

Vitaliy_Kiselev

Items available at:

7" HDX - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00BWYQ9YE/ from $229
8.9" HDX - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00DOPNLJ0/ from $379

few advanages for filmmaker

can play 4K video
fast CPUs and GPUs
calibrated displays - 100% sRGB ala Apple

few disadvantages

no full USB ports
no memory card slots

johnnymossville

Vitaliy, Quick, let's write a script where some dude (I'm thinking that creepy guy Ben Stiller) falls in love with his mayday girl, leaves his wife, runs off to vegas and marries his kindle.

Vitaliy_Kiselev

@johnnymossville

I have much better idea. Guy named Don accidently meets amazing mayday girl, so he constantly calls the service and change girls until find her. They talk for hours about Kindle interface, amazing new books, etc He falls in love madly. And asked her how they can meet. She said. Upon arrival at Bangalore, India he find that all of the mayday girls are, in fact, guys. And girl images are generated in realtime by Amazon cloud servers, voice recognized and regenerated using latest synth engine.

johnnymossville

There ya go. I still think the guy has to end up marrying his kindle. :)

johnnymossville

@Vitaliy_Kiselev when he gets to bangalore maybe a random bollywood dance routine can break out? This story almost writes itself!

jleo

LOL. Yes, but most customers might not even get a girl. They'll get a Nazi guy from Maximum Security Prison (forced labor) and Angry Guy from a U.S. Post Office (working at second job) . Mayday!

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