Friends, a number of European politicians have made statements about the possible imposition of sanctions against Russia.

I want to say that the whole set of restrictions against Russia is so absurd that we can only laugh at these fruitless attempts. They froze the void there. Complete confusion!

And yet, despite all this comedy, the time has come for tough revenge, and the measures must be mirrored. For comparison, they should look like this:

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, British Foreign Secretary Liz Truss, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen, Eurodiplomacy Josep Borrell must renounce their statements, otherwise the Chechen Republic, given the impudent and pretentious nature of the statements of the above persons, reserves the right impose the following sanctions:

• Close the Chechen sky for the flights of their jets;
• Freeze all of Johnson's ruble assets in Chechen banks;
• Introduce an embargo on all assets of the British oligarchs in Achkhoy-Martan, and in case of deterioration - in Samashki;
• Recognize left-hand traffic as a vile relic of the Middle Ages;
• And to admit, finally, that there is no English tea!

Deadline is February 31st!

This will be an example for other states as well. Please think before imposing any sanctions.